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The truest words ever poured onto a candle.
This is the gift every work bestie deserves — the one who turns corporate chaos, toxic bosses, and endless meetings into inside jokes you’ll laugh about forever. It’s snarky, it’s relatable, and it smells way better than the office breakroom.
Candle Scents
Basic Bitch Vanilla
Rich vanilla bean introduced with warm undertones of Tonka bean & whipped cocoa.
Sugar & Spite
Brown sugar and cinnamon stick with a lemon blend, vanilla extract & pralines.
Bitch Relax!
A fresh fusion of Eucalyptus and Lavender with a twist of earthy undertones.
Hot Lumberjack
A cool and woodsy blend of balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir branches and cedarwood.
Beachside Meltdown
A burst of citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood & jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary & oakmoss.
Materials:
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glass jar
2.25″ × 3"
Burning time: 50-60 hours
How to Use
Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 25
US$40
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